It's hard to believe, but we've been doing Dystopian Dance Party for three years now; I've had actual relationships that didn't last as long as my relationship with this stupid...
Let me begin by doing away with any pretense of critical distance or objectivity. I am an unapologetic, frothing-at-the-mouth, dyed-in-the-pink-cashmere Prince fan. My little two-bedroom apartment has no fewer than...