Ladies and gentlemen, it’s finally here: the holiest month on the Dystopian Dance Party calendar, Jheri Curl June. We’ve done this song and dance a few times before, so I’ll keep it brief this time; suffice to say, if you need a primer on what Jheri Curl Music is, you can check out our somewhat crudely-produced Imaginary Genres video from last year:

We’ll be back later today to officially kick off the festivities…remember to check back every weekday in June for more of the wettest, silkiest ’80s R&B!