Last week, I promised two things for the next episode of Dystopian Video Game Party: we’d advance Final Fantasy XV’s story, and see some goddamn chocobos. Well, to paraphrase Meat Loaf, one out of two ain’t bad. I couldn’t resist checking out the game’s limited-time “Moogle Chocobo Carnival” DLC, and I can confirm that it’s both as adorable and as ridiculous as I imagined. So join me as I take a break from bumbling around trying to figure out FFXV’s battle system, and instead spend some time bumbling around trying to figure out basic navigation through the city of Altissia. There will be fireworks! A lot of them. Arguably way too many.
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— dystopiandanceparty (@dystopiantweets) January 27, 2017