Dystopian Dance Party was founded in 2014 by brother and sister Zach and Callie in order to indulge our mutual interests in 1980s R&B music, radio rap, bad movies, and blathering about our opinions. It’s a space where we write/talk about whatever we want, however obscure or pointless, with little to no regard for a potential audience.
The weird duality of our society's views on sexuality is never more evident than on and around Valentine's Day. On the one hand, the holiday is all flowers, chocolate, and...
It happens to the best of us. The stress of the holiday season, the cold weather keeping us indoors, the omnipresence of candy, cookies, and other seasonal treats; the months...
Everybody knows Thanksgiving is about two things: whitewashing the brutal history of colonialism against America's native peoples, and eating a lot of goddamn food. And while I've had it up...
Everyone knows that rock and roll--and, before it, jazz and blues--is the "Devil's Music"; and, indeed, the great deceiver has provided plenty of fodder over the last hundred years or...
Cocaine, a wise philosopher once said, is "a helluva drug." Certainly, it's a very influential one: by my completely unscientific estimation, coke comes second only to pot in the drug-music mindshare....
Editor's Note: It may not always seem that way, but we're actually pretty busy people here at Dystopian Dance Party. So when it came time to put together our Dystopian...