Dystopian Dance Party was founded in 2014 by brother and sister Zach and Callie in order to indulge our mutual interests in 1980s R&B music, radio rap, bad movies, and blathering about our opinions. It’s a space where we write/talk about whatever we want, however obscure or pointless, with little to no regard for a potential audience.
Everybody knows Thanksgiving is about two things: whitewashing the brutal history of colonialism against America's native peoples, and eating a lot of goddamn food. And while I've had it up...
Everyone knows that rock and roll--and, before it, jazz and blues--is the "Devil's Music"; and, indeed, the great deceiver has provided plenty of fodder over the last hundred years or...
Cocaine, a wise philosopher once said, is "a helluva drug." Certainly, it's a very influential one: by my completely unscientific estimation, coke comes second only to pot in the drug-music mindshare....
Editor's Note: It may not always seem that way, but we're actually pretty busy people here at Dystopian Dance Party. So when it came time to put together our Dystopian...
Forget about baseball; America's favorite pastime is undoubtedly talking about America. For proof, just turn on the TV during any election cycle, and witness the unseemly spectacle of two grown...
Last month we kicked off our Dystopian Dance Mix feature with a tribute to Mother's Day, which means it's time to throw a bone to the dads. Much like pop...