When Bad Movies Should Know Better: Cameron Crowe’s Aloha (2015)
You've probably noticed from my recent posts that I've been on a bit of a bad superhero movies kick lately. Well, it's actually more of a bad movies kick in...
The (PS1) Backlog: Final Fantasy VII (Square/Sony Computer Entertainment, 1997)
Editor's Note: Yes, I know; this series was intended to make me play through games I hadn't finished, not replay games I've finished literally a million times. But I can't celebrate the original...
No, Bat-Nipples Didn’t Ruin Batman & Robin; The Movie Was Ruined Already
Last Friday, I wrote a post about Sam Raimi's occasionally-so-bad-it's-good, but-usually-just-bad superhero film Spider-Man 3. In that post, I compared some of the film's sillier moments to that still-reigning gold standard of...
You May Be Sick of Superhero Movies Now, But It Could Be Worse: It Could Be Spider-Man 3
These days, it seems like everybody is complaining about superhero movie fatigue, and it's easy to understand why. The respective studios behind comic book publishing titans Marvel and DC have gone into...
Dystopian Dance Mix Vol. 14: Statutory Rock
Okay, seriously, pop musicians: what the fuck? When we decided to dedicate our new Dystopian Dance Mix to songs about sex with minors, we knew that it would be an easy...
Donald Trump is the Presidential Candidate We Deserve
Few institutions are more reliable than the commercial news media at feigning shock and outrage over a situation they are largely responsible for perpetuating. The latest case in point: the...